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Ferengi rules of brick acquisition

1 Once you have their bricks, you never give it back. 2 The best deal is the one that brings the most bricks.
2 Bricks are everything.
3 Never spend more for an acquisition of bricks than you have to.
5 Always exaggerate your estimates when reporting to you know who.
6 Never allow family to stand in the way of brick opportunity.
7 Keep your ears open, bricks sing a beautiful song.
8 Small print brick leads to large risk.
9 Opportunity plus instinct equals moc.
10 Greed and mocs are eternal.
13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for bricks.
14 Sometimes the quickest way to find bricks is to let them find you.
15 Non-AFOL close no deals.
16 A brick deal is a brick deal... until a better one comes along.
17 A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between AFOLs
18 An AFOL without bricks is no AFOL at all.
19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed, unless you are an AFOL.
20 He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow. You know where bricks fall down
21 Never place friendship above mocing.
22 A wise man can hear bricks in the wind.
23 Nothing is more important than your health... except for your bricks.
27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest AFOL.
29 What's in it for me? (bricks?)
30 "Confidentiality equals bricks."
31 Never make fun of an AFOL's mother. Insult something he cares about instead. (sets) 33 It never hurts to suck up to the Community Manager.
34 War is good for mocing.
35 Peace is good for mocing.
37 The early investor reaps the most brick interest.
39 Don't tell venue clients more than they need to know.
40 She can touch your lobes but never your brick.
41 Brick is its own reward.
43 Feed your brick greed, but not enough to choke it.
44 Never confuse LAN wisdom with LAN luck.
45 Expand your moc or die.'
47 Don't trust a man wearing a better brick suit than your own.
48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the separator.
52 Never ask when you can take bricks.
53 Never trust anybody taller than you.
54 Rate divided by time equals brick. (Also known as "The Velocity of moc.")
55 Take joy from bricks, and bricks from joy.
57 Good customers are as rare as Mr. Gold—treasure them.
58 There is no substitute for moc success.
59 Free moc advice is seldom cheap.
60 Keep your lies to you know who consistent.
62 The riskier the moc, the greater the profit.
63 Work is the best therapy -at least for your club members.
65 Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff (goes great with Martini on bricks :)
66 Someone's always got bigger moc.
68 Risk doesn't always equal bricks.
69 AFOLs are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.
74 Knowledge equals bricks.
75 Home is where the heart is... but the stars are made of bricks.
76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your AFOLE (AFOL enemies) 77 If you break moc, I'll charge you for it!
79 Beware of the Vulcan greed for bricks. 82 The flimsier the moc, the higher the price.
85 Never let the competition know what you're building.
87 Learn the AFOLE mocs weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him.
88 It ain't built 'til it's built.
88 Vengeance will cost you bricks.
89 Ask not what your CEE team can do for you, but what you can do for your CEE team.
89 [It is] better to lose some bricks and live than lose all bricks and die.
92 There are many paths to bricks.
94 Females and mocs don't mix. Males and mocs don't mix. Only AFOLs.
95 Expand your moc or die.
97 Enough bricks... is never enough.
98 Every moc has his price.
98 If you can't take it with you, don't go to convention.
99 Trust is the biggest liability of LAN.
100 When it's good for mocing, tell the truth.
101 Bricks trump emotion.
102 Nature decays, but bricks lasts forever.
103 Sleep can interfere with mocing
104 Faith moves mountains... of brick inventory.
106 There is no honor in brick poverty.
108 Hope doesn't keep the moc on.
108 An AFOL wearing clothes is like a builder without any bricks.
109 Dignity and an empty brick sack is worth the sack.
110 Building begins at home.
111 Treat AFOLs in your debt like family... exploit them.
112 Never have intimate contact with the ambassador's sister.
113 Always have intimate contact with the ambassador :D
117 You can't free a brick from moc.
121 Everything is for sale, even membership.
123 Even a blind man can recognize the glow of brick.
125 You can't make a moc if you're dead.
135 Listen to AFOL secrets, but never repeat them.
139 Spouses serve, AFOLs inherit.
141 Only fools pay venue rental.
144 There's nothing wrong with AFOL charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
147 AFOLs love the bartender.
151 Even when you're a builder, sell yourself.
153 Sell the loose brick, not the moc.
162 Even in the worst of times someone builds a moc.
168 Whisper your way to blogging.
177 Know your enemies... but do mocs with them always.
181 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of brick.
183 When life hands you LURPS make a mountain.
184 An AFOL waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.
188 Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of TLG sigfig.
189 Let others keep their reputation. You keep their bricks.
190 Build all, break nothing.
192 Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with it's moc. 193 Trouble comes in Chinese bricks.
193 It's never too late to fire the club staff.
194 It's always good business to know about new members before they walk in your door.
199 Moc Location, Event location, brick location.
200 A AFOL chooses no side but his own
202 The justification for brick is brick.
203 New club members are like razor-toothed green worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
208 Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question on a club meeting is an answer.
211 Club members are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
212 A good moc is easier to believe than the truth.
214 Never begin a moc on an empty stomach.
216 Never build with a telepath.
217 You can't free a brick from moc.
218 Always know what you're building.
218 Sometimes bricks you get free costs entirely too much.
219 Brick possession is eleven-tenths of the law!
223 Beware the AFOL who doesn't take time for Oo-mox. 227 If that's what's built, then that's what's built.
229 Bricks lasts longer than lust.
235 Duck; VAT is tall.
236 You can't build fate.
239 Never be afraid to mislabel an event.
240 Time, like bricks, is a highly limited commodity.
242 More bricks is good... all bricks is better.
243 Always leave yourself an event out.
255 A member is luxury... a smart accountant a necessity.
257 When the messenger comes to appropriate your mocs, kill the messenger.
261 A wealthy builder can afford anything except a conscience.
263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for brick.
266 When in event, lie.
267 If you build it, they build it.
272 Always inspect the set before making a deal.
280 If moc ain't broke, don't fix it.
284 Deep down, everyone's an AFOL.
285 No good build ever goes unpunished.
287 Always get somebody else to do the box lifting.
288 Never get into club that you can't get out of.
289 A man is only worth the sum of his sets.
290 An angry AFOL is an enemy, and a satisfied AFOL is an ally.
291 The less club members know about the cash flow, the smaller the share they can demand.
292 Only a fool passes up a sets support opportunity.
293 The more time they take deciding, the more bricks they will spend.
294 A set bargain usually isn't.
431 When the shooting starts, let the club members handle it!